COMPLETELY ABSURD

Just living life while trying to ignore all rules, law, and sense or reality/responsibility. I'm just bein Miley.
A beautiful day in my own backyard πŸ‘πŸŒžπŸ„βš“οΈ#riverday #jamesriver #sandy #gameofthrones #feastforcrows #lannister #gaynerd #beautifulday #bookworm #nike #freerun #vaswimming

A beautiful day in my own backyard πŸ‘πŸŒžπŸ„βš“οΈ#riverday #jamesriver #sandy #gameofthrones #feastforcrows #lannister #gaynerd #beautifulday #bookworm #nike #freerun #vaswimming

Doing Easter right…with several drinks. #livinwithmyladies #live #dodger #artful #cuteboy #tanktoptime #gayboy #instagay #gaystagram #gayselfie #lacoste #prettyboy #homos

Doing Easter right…with several drinks. #livinwithmyladies #live #dodger #artful #cuteboy #tanktoptime #gayboy #instagay #gaystagram #gayselfie #lacoste #prettyboy #homos

Missed these wild, blonde, beasts β€οΈπŸ˜˜πŸ’‹ #regram #tbt #throwback #ecu #ecuswimming #ecupirates #babyblue #blues #stunners #professor #gvegas #swimmers #asos #michaelkors #cuties #gayboy #gayguy #shortshorts

Missed these wild, blonde, beasts β€οΈπŸ˜˜πŸ’‹ #regram #tbt #throwback #ecu #ecuswimming #ecupirates #babyblue #blues #stunners #professor #gvegas #swimmers #asos #michaelkors #cuties #gayboy #gayguy #shortshorts

Love these hoes. #ecu #ecupirates #dowdyflicken #greenville #gvegas #brosbeforehoes #ecuswimming #pirates #arrrrrgh #squirrely #ducttape #oldfolks #alumni  (at Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium)

Love these hoes. #ecu #ecupirates #dowdyflicken #greenville #gvegas #brosbeforehoes #ecuswimming #pirates #arrrrrgh #squirrely #ducttape #oldfolks #alumni (at Dowdy-Ficklen Stadium)

So ready for ECU swimming alumni weekend! Go PIRATES! #toms #oneforone #pirates #ecu #ecuswimming #tomsshoes #skulls #skullcross #radshoes #newkicks #ecupirates #gvegas #skullandcrossbones

So ready for ECU swimming alumni weekend! Go PIRATES! #toms #oneforone #pirates #ecu #ecuswimming #tomsshoes #skulls #skullcross #radshoes #newkicks #ecupirates #gvegas #skullandcrossbones

Got to break my new speedos today! Time to get that beach bod back… #speedo #speedos #swimmer #swimming #stripes #swimswam #fitguy #workout #getfit #selfie #gayselfie #gayboy #gaystagram #

Got to break my new speedos today! Time to get that beach bod back… #speedo #speedos #swimmer #swimming #stripes #swimswam #fitguy #workout #getfit #selfie #gayselfie #gayboy #gaystagram #

Wouldn’t you want a big goofy swim coach like me? So proud of my Twisters at YMCA Championships. #swimmer #swimming #ymca #rva #poseidon #GRAP #speedo #ymcaofgreaterrichmond #ymcaswimming #neonlace #swimswim #shortshorts

Wouldn’t you want a big goofy swim coach like me? So proud of my Twisters at YMCA Championships. #swimmer #swimming #ymca #rva #poseidon #GRAP #speedo #ymcaofgreaterrichmond #ymcaswimming #neonlace #swimswim #shortshorts